Pirates of Donkey Island

Unravel Your Curse's Mysteries in This Swashbuckling Adventure!

A devastating curse ruined your royal wedding, trapping your soul in your pirate grandfather's body. To break free, you must captain a bizarre crew through hilarious challenges in this adventure blending the spirit of Monkey Island with Pirates of the Caribbean.

A Truly Interactive Pirate Tale

Pirates of Donkey Island is a 79,000-word interactive novel where your choices shape the story. This text-based adventure relies entirely on your imagination - no graphics or sound effects needed!

Meet Your Extraordinary Crew

• A refined gorilla gentleman
• An undead rock star
• A rapidly aging Voodoo priestess
• A completely ridiculous spokesperson

Each companion has a unique backstory that will help you discover your true identity through their experiences and interactions.

Gameplay Features

• Engage in classic insult-sword fighting duels
• Participate in raucous grog-drinking contests
• Test your luck on rigged wheels of fortune
• Ultimately gain an entirely new perspective on life

Shape Your Destiny

With your crew's help, uncover shocking truths about your pirate grandfather. Will you:

• Embrace your cursed existence?
• Fight to break the spell?
• Discover your true identity along the way?

Customize Your Experience

• Determine your character's gender identity (male, female, non-binary)
• Choose your romantic orientation (gay, straight, asexual)
• Pursue unconventional romances with crew members
• Decide whether to lead honorably or betray for profit

What's New in Version 1.8

Last updated: August 3, 2024

• Bug fixes and performance improvements
• Please consider leaving a review if you enjoy the game - it helps tremendously!

Enough sword-waving - set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to discover life's greatest treasure: your authentic self!